
I remember that right before graduation in April, my professor was apologizing that she wouldn't be at our commencement ceremony and that she was rather upset considering the fact that she likes "to see what spawns [us]." She said things make a lot more sense when she meets our families. I am sure she is still confused about me... good thing I am going to graduate school and she will have the opportunity to meet them at my hooding :)
More recently, another professor asked me, "Emily, I wonder how your mother
handled you as a child." Earlier this year she nearly sprinted over to meet my parents at graduation because I think she also was confused as to what spawned me too. She was left further confused because they seemed normal...if only she knew my brothers and sisters.
I think I always suspected that my family was weird/different... good weird (we all like to think that at least). I am clearly a product of something. We have traditions and conversation topics that require years of being together to understand. I have been home for a little over twenty-four hours and the banter has been constant. To follow are some unique Vaterli things:
- Around Halloween, I recall a lot of my friends talking about what cute costumes their nieces and nephews had. Some were princesses, others were fairies... you know your family ROCKS when you are SO proud that your niece and nephew were Kiss and they actually knew the words "I wanna rock all night long..." and loved sticking out their tongues and fake breaking their guitars.
- We have discussed in depth how each of the original six kids rank as conservative (this had subtopics: spending money, making life decisions, etc) and how we are rank as practical. Dating and the type of person we will have to marry is a common conversation thread. Mitch: "Emily, let's be honest, you need someone that you can boss around, you won't be happy unless you do..." It is not at all uncommon to discuss whose favorite we are and why - clearly, I am both my parents' favorite and there is a lot of jealousy among the siblings related to this :). Nothing will ever be forgotten either, 6 kids with minds like mental traps - you say one stupid thing and BAM, ingrained in someone's head forever, available to be pulled out at the most opportune/inopportune (depending on who you are) times. My littlest brother Max is oft quoted with: "I am a little concerned..." - once this summer, my little niece was not sitting modestly and Max was honestly upset that LauriAnn was not rectifying the situation and making sure she was at the highest level of modesty. Max was 17. Really?
- We walk through stores like little ducks (4 of us ranging from 20 to 26 years old) in a line behind our dad and relish in the awkward comments that people say to us. "Is this a train?" Another favorite conversation recently -
Random Woman: "do you all have the same mom?"
Emily: "yes, and as far as we know we have the same father too."
What should I say in that situation? Really? It is even a little funnier now that we are all young adults and most of us have Peter Pan complexes that result in our never really growing up, just getting more credentials... we all look close enough in age and big enough that it is hard to believe one tiny woman birthed us all.
- We have an exchange brother from Germany... I wonder if he can differentiate between America and Vaterli. For instance, we went to IHOP today after the Santa Claus race... Mitch somehow convinced Patrick (exchange brother) that IHOP was a discotheque and that we go to shake what our Mama gave us there...
- Each year we have different rules for Christmas gifts among the siblings - last year the rule was you HAD to spend AT LEAST 50 bucks on the sibling you drew. This year you HAVE to spend less than 20 bucks and MAKE the gift. There is discussion that next year we will buy that we would want for ourselves and have to give it to a sibling... further evidence of our weirdness.
- We love taking pictures on stairs standing in birth order. LauriAnn always initiates this. She LOVES it. In fact, she is CRYING because she doesn't get to spend all of her holiday time with us since she grew up and started her own family.
It's good to be home... SO FUN.